Every Dating Person Ever| Siddharth Menon & Shivani Rangole |

Valentine’s day is coming and I don’t have a girlfriend It’s the age of singlehood bro…SINGLEHOOD Dude it’s beyond you…you don’t know what it’s like to be in love Bro, singlehood feels like wearing a track pant…comfortable at all hours. But relationship feels like a horse’s house. A horse’s house? Yup, Stable.

IDEA! (monster laugh) Hey! Hey! No No No No Give me the phone! Give me the phone! No no no….for heaven’s sake no Please!

You drop dead before you call your Ex Give me the phone! *Bhadipa Presents* *Valentine with Ex* *What are you up to, lately?* So, what have you been up to lately? Lost in your thoughts, I stalk you on instagram…the picture you uploaded today…nice click! Aaand….how’s everything else? everything else? After you left, do you think there was anything left in my life? And now I am trudging in the deserts of sadness, carrying the weight of my pain on my back…like a camel.

Hey, that’s really deep man. I gotta go. You are leaving me again?

I shattered the first time you left me. Can’t you afford just a couple of sweet words? Oh God Siddarth! You haven’t moved on? Disgusting Listen! (singing) Bro, can you please sit with me?

She left me again, bro… *she has been avoiding me lately* Nice party, right? Yeah it was until I saw your face. The drinks are pretty nice too, right? Yeah, they taste better with poison….you must try it.

How’s everything? Oh..the world is full of people like you. Okay…I’ll see you around. Run, you dog…run (Howling) Love is a biter you know..

What? bites…love bites…get it? *Who will be my valentine* You know Karan, I have suffered a lot Forget about her dude….we will hook you up with a decent girl on a dating app. Yup, that’s the place to find true love So close! Indeed!

I don’t want to be alone…and what does he think, I won’t find anyone? Huhh…Everybody wants Shivu Hey that’s my phone Tanya…. Wanderlust?…Woww…Dancer?..Most welcome…Animal lover?…(growls) Hello, Shivraj? (laughs) It’s Shivu…Shivu…Shivani…remember we planned our wedding in the 5th grade…. Are you free this valentine? Ohh, Happy Anniversary.

Hey Grandpa, are you free on 14th Feb? ohh..you have plans..Enjoy. Hello, Hi are you free on 14th… Hey, she says she is my cousin.

Tell her that’s not an issue That’s not an issue, We are family ; so no dowry. No? Ok, I will see on Rakshabandhan. Is the cute food delivery guy free?

Check your spam folder… Chuck it…I don’t want to pray to the penal god What? Guess who’s the admin of this Whatsapp group.

Papa’s princess? Hey, she’s got no pictures dude She must be shy. He sent me poems in Urdu, he is sooo cuteee!

Do you even understand urdu? Hey it’s urdu, it must be romantic. Sonali?

Hi, How are you and how have you been? You don’t remember me? We spoke yesterday….I am Sidharth, no I still don’t want any credit cards… i just wanna know…are you free on 14th? hey, hey don’t cut me off…I need those credit cards, Sonali! * Your call is waiting* Hey Sidharth, I called you! …because I couldn’t get through to Vicky Kaushal And I took your call because Alia Bhatt wants to focus on her career right now. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?

Vicky Kaushal wouldn’t keep you as his maid. Hey, you tiny boxer briefs..don’t act smart Ok? And You falling asleep on the toilet, shut up!

Valentine’s day is coming and I don’t have a girlfriend It’s the age of singlehood bro…SINGLEHOOD Dude it’s beyond you…you don’t know what it’s like to be in love Bro, singlehood feels like wearing a track pant…comfortable at all hours. But relationship feels like a horse’s house. A horse’s house? Yup, Stable.

IDEA! (monster laugh) Hey! Hey! No No No No Give me the phone! Give me the phone! No no no….for heaven’s sake no Please!

You drop dead before you call your Ex Give me the phone! *Bhadipa Presents* *Valentine with Ex* *What are you up to, lately?* So, what have you been up to lately? Lost in your thoughts, I stalk you on instagram…the picture you uploaded today…nice click! Aaand….how’s everything else? everything else? After you left, do you think there was anything left in my life? And now I am trudging in the deserts of sadness, carrying the weight of my pain on my back…like a camel.

Hey, that’s really deep man. I gotta go. You are leaving me again?

I shattered the first time you left me. Can’t you afford just a couple of sweet words? Oh God Siddarth! You haven’t moved on? Disgusting Listen! (singing) Bro, can you please sit with me?

She left me again, bro… *she has been avoiding me lately* Nice party, right? Yeah it was until I saw your face. The drinks are pretty nice too, right? Yeah, they taste better with poison….you must try it.

How’s everything? Oh..the world is full of people like you. Okay…I’ll see you around. Run, you dog…run (Howling) Love is a biter you know..

What? bites…love bites…get it? *Who will be my valentine* You know Karan, I have suffered a lot Forget about her dude….we will hook you up with a decent girl on a dating app. Yup, that’s the place to find true love So close! Indeed!

I don’t want to be alone…and what does he think, I won’t find anyone? Huhh…Everybody wants Shivu Hey that’s my phone Tanya…. Wanderlust?…Woww…Dancer?..Most welcome…Animal lover?…(growls) Hello, Shivraj? (laughs) It’s Shivu…Shivu…Shivani…remember we planned our wedding in the 5th grade…. Are you free this valentine? Ohh, Happy Anniversary.

Hey Grandpa, are you free on 14th Feb? ohh..you have plans..Enjoy. Hello, Hi are you free on 14th… Hey, she says she is my cousin.

Tell her that’s not an issue That’s not an issue, We are family ; so no dowry. No? Ok, I will see on Rakshabandhan. Is the cute food delivery guy free?

Check your spam folder… Chuck it…I don’t want to pray to the penal god What? Guess who’s the admin of this Whatsapp group.

Papa’s princess? Hey, she’s got no pictures dude She must be shy. He sent me poems in Urdu, he is sooo cuteee!

Do you even understand urdu? Hey it’s urdu, it must be romantic. Sonali?

Hi, How are you and how have you been? You don’t remember me? We spoke yesterday….I am Sidharth, no I still don’t want any credit cards… i just wanna know…are you free on 14th? hey, hey don’t cut me off…I need those credit cards, Sonali! * Your call is waiting* Hey Sidharth, I called you! …because I couldn’t get through to Vicky Kaushal And I took your call because Alia Bhatt wants to focus on her career right now. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?

Vicky Kaushal wouldn’t keep you as his maid. Hey, you tiny boxer briefs..don’t act smart Ok? And You falling asleep on the toilet, shut up!

With your yakety yak anyone would fall asleep. Okay, then why did you call me? on valentine’s eve? Ohh…I guess she doesn’t have any plans for this valentine Same as you! Then don’t meet me tomorrow.

Fine, I won’t meet you for dinner at 7. Yeah and no need to catch a movie after that Yup and no ice-cream and after that a nightout…not happening This is the worst plan ever. It’s a ridiculous plan… So let us know who’s your valentine in the comment section. And don’t worry we won’t tell your parents.

But dude what if the parents read those comments then we shall ask them to comment too Correct! Hope you guys love this video, if yes then like this video, share it and subscribe to Bhadipa And we have two other channels too, Bha2pa and VishayKhol We keep posting amazing content on these channels. Finally, it’s valentine…so love with all your heart …share love… and don’t forget about him… I want to be Stable..

Cheers!

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